How to Become President by Gracie AllenMay 1, 2009
During Gracie’s 1940 Presidential campaign a book was written under her name as a sort of how-to about how to run a successful bid. Well, success is relative in that she obviously did not make it to the White House, but did have a lot of fun shaking hands and kissing babies.
A chapter of this book will be posted her on the first of each month. Be sure to check back for the fun and adventure of Gracie Allen’s keys to running a successful presidential campaign.
VOTE FOR GRACIE!
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
Chapter 1: GOVERNMENT JOBS PAY BIG MONEY
Chapter 2: OTHERS MAKE GOOD, WHY NOT YOU?
Chapter 3: WHY A WOMAN PRESIDENT? WELL, WHY?
Chapter 4: HOW TO ATTRACT ATTENTION AND BE DRAFTED
Chapter 5: ISSUES AND HOW TO PICK THEM
Chapter 6: HOW NOT TO OFFEND ANYBODY
Chapter 7: BUYING A GOOD USED PLATFORM
Chapter 8: SECRETS OF UNSUCCESSFUL SPEECHMAKING
Chapter 9: HOW TO SHAKE HANDS AND MAKE IT STICK
Chapter 10: FIVE GOOD GAMES TO PLAY AT A CONVENTION
Chapter 11: WHERE TO SPEND ELECTION NIGHT
Chapter 12: TO THE VICTOR BELONGS THE SPOILED
(HINTS ON REMODELING THE WHITE HOUSE)