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Someone for Dinner

May 19, 2009

George: Where’s the cook?

Gracie: She’s not with us anymore.

George: She’s not with us anymore.

Gracie: She didn’t like my cooking.

[Doorbell rings]

George: Are you expecting anybody.

Gracie: No, not that I know of.  Will you answer the phone?

George: It’s not the phone, it’s the door.

Gracie: Well, I know but the phone is so much closer I thought it would be easier…

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