Breakfast and Afternoon Maps

July 8, 2009

Gracie: Hello.

George: Good morning.

Gracie: Breakfast will be ready in six minutes.

George: Six minutes?

Gracie: Yeah, I just put on 2 three-minute eggs.

George: Three minutes a piece.

Gracie: Yes.  Oh, what’s that?

George: You wouldn’t understand: this is a map.

Gracie: Oh, sure I know what a map is, it’s what you take every afternoon when you’re tired.  I always take an afternoon map.

George: An afternoon map?

Gracie: Sure.

George: I bet when you went to school you never even reached the fifth grade.

Gracie: Oh, don’t be silly.  I spent three of the happiest years of my life in the fifth grade.

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