Breakfast and Afternoon MapsJuly 8, 2009
George: Good morning.
Gracie: Breakfast will be ready in six minutes.
George: Six minutes?
Gracie: Yeah, I just put on 2 three-minute eggs.
George: Three minutes a piece.
Gracie: Yes. Oh, what’s that?
George: You wouldn’t understand: this is a map.
Gracie: Oh, sure I know what a map is, it’s what you take every afternoon when you’re tired. I always take an afternoon map.
George: An afternoon map?
George: I bet when you went to school you never even reached the fifth grade.
Gracie: Oh, don’t be silly. I spent three of the happiest years of my life in the fifth grade.