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Royal Mess

July 21, 2009

George: …Since the 15th century Totley castle has been the seat of the earl of…

Gracie: Oh, George, you must get rid of that Brooklyn accent. You mean “oil.”

George: No, I mean “earl.” “Oil” and “earl” are two different things. You’re daddy doesn’t go to bed “oily” did he?

Gracie: He did when he worked for the gas station.

George: Listen, Gracie. In England there are different titles for the nobility: lords, dukes, earls,…

Gracie: Oh, that’s my daddy. If he ever gets his dukes on the earl company’s money, Lord help him! I made that up myself.

George: You did?

Gracie: Yeah!

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