Is the General In?September 28, 2009
Gracie: Is this the biggest hospital in town?
Nurse: Yes, this is the General Hospital.
Gracie: Good, I’d like to speak to the head man. Is the General in?
Nurse: The General?
Gracie: Well, if he’s not in I’ll speak to someone even lower: a private.
Nurse: There is no private here either.
Gracie: Oh, there must be. His name is right on that door: “Private Ward.”