Gracie’s Banking TipsOctober 9, 2009
Gracie: Where do you keep your money?
George: In the bank.
Gracie: What intrest do you get?
George: Four percent.
Gracie: Ha! I get eight.
George: You get eight?
Gracie: I keep it in two banks.
Gracie: My sister had a baby.
George: Boy or girl?
Gracie: I don’t know, and I can’t wait to find out if I’m an uncle or an aunt.
George: I’ll take you home if you’ll give me a kiss.
Gracie: All right. If you take me home, I’ll give you a kiss.
[As he started walking her across the stage, he stopped abruptly.]
George: Wait a second. Is your mother home?
Gracie: Sure she is, but my father won’t let you kiss my mother.