TO THE VICTOR BELONGS THE SPOILED
(HINTS ON REMODELING THE WHITE HOUSE)
HERE I am at last.
The first Lady President!
Imagine George Burns saying that if I loved my country I would demand a recount!
To my friends who kept up my spirits throughout the good fight, and to my supporters who did the same thing for my stockings. I thank you. And I say further that my election goes to show that the United States is still the land of importunity, where the humble have the same chance as those of lowly origin.
I’ll never forget the little sentiment that a man who said his name was “Admirer of Dewey” wrote on the bottom of his ballot:
Voters see red, when voters get blue.
If the country goes crazy, it may go for you.