Posts Tagged ‘Damsel in Distress’

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“A Damsel in Distress” Poster

November 29, 2010

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“A Damsel in Distress” Poster

June 10, 2010

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Keeping Sheep

April 28, 2010

George: [to the castle tour guide] Does he heard sheep?

Gracie: Oh, George, you can’t say “does he heard sheep.” You should say “does he hear sheep” or “has he heard sheep,” but you can’t say…

George, Gracie and the tour guide: …”does he heard sheep.” NO.

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Mr. Armor

March 31, 2010

Gracie: Oh, George. Imagine meeting a deep-sea diver here of all places.

George: Deep-sea diver? That’s a suit of armor.

Gracie: Mr. Armor must be somewhere in his underwear, he’s not in his suit.

George: Probably stepped out for a smoke.

Gracie: Oh.

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Tunnel of Love

February 14, 2010

[Scene: inside the tunnel of love where Reggie (played by Ray Noble) and Gracie share a boat.]

Reggie (Gracie’s escort): Lovely weather, isn’t it?

Gracie: Yah, it’s a shame we can’t see it.

Reggie: Rather.

Gracie: By the way did you see the papers this morning

Reggie: No, did you see them?

Gracie: No but I wish this were yesterday. Although I didn’t see the papers yesterday morning. Did you see the papers yesterday morning?

Reggie: No.

Gracie: I never see the papers, but they’re nice to talk about.

Reggie: Yes, they’re so true to life.

Gracie: Oh, aren’t we all?

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Any Relation?

January 30, 2010

George: Look, it’s got a coat of arms. It’s a bonified castle.

Gracie: Oh, that’s where Napoleon came from.

George: Napoleon?

Gracie: Yes, Napoleon Bonified.

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Today?

January 5, 2010

George: Gracie, what day is it today?

Gracie: Well, I don’t know.

George: You can find out if you look at that paper on your desk.

Gracie: Oh, George, that doesn’t help. It’s yesterday’s paper.

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