Posts Tagged ‘Damsel in Distress’
George: [to the castle tour guide] Does he heard sheep?
Gracie: Oh, George, you can’t say “does he heard sheep.” You should say “does he hear sheep” or “has he heard sheep,” but you can’t say…
George, Gracie and the tour guide: …”does he heard sheep.” NO.
Gracie: Oh, George. Imagine meeting a deep-sea diver here of all places.
George: Deep-sea diver? That’s a suit of armor.
Gracie: Mr. Armor must be somewhere in his underwear, he’s not in his suit.
George: Probably stepped out for a smoke.
[Scene: inside the tunnel of love where Reggie (played by Ray Noble) and Gracie share a boat.]
Reggie (Gracie’s escort): Lovely weather, isn’t it?
Gracie: Yah, it’s a shame we can’t see it.
Gracie: By the way did you see the papers this morning
Reggie: No, did you see them?
Gracie: No but I wish this were yesterday. Although I didn’t see the papers yesterday morning. Did you see the papers yesterday morning?
Gracie: I never see the papers, but they’re nice to talk about.
Reggie: Yes, they’re so true to life.
Gracie: Oh, aren’t we all?
George: Look, it’s got a coat of arms. It’s a bonified castle.
Gracie: Oh, that’s where Napoleon came from.
Gracie: Yes, Napoleon Bonified.
George: Gracie, what day is it today?
Gracie: Well, I don’t know.
George: You can find out if you look at that paper on your desk.
Gracie: Oh, George, that doesn’t help. It’s yesterday’s paper.