“A Damsel in Distress” Poster

“A Damsel in Distress” Poster

Keeping Sheep

George: [to the castle tour guide] Does he heard sheep?

Gracie: Oh, George, you can’t say “does he heard sheep.” You should say “does he hear sheep” or “has he heard sheep,” but you can’t say…

George, Gracie and the tour guide: …”does he heard sheep.” NO.

Mr. Armor

Gracie: Oh, George. Imagine meeting a deep-sea diver here of all places.

George: Deep-sea diver? That’s a suit of armor.

Gracie: Mr. Armor must be somewhere in his underwear, he’s not in his suit.

George: Probably stepped out for a smoke.

Gracie: Oh.

Tunnel of Love

[Scene: inside the tunnel of love where Reggie (played by Ray Noble) and Gracie share a boat.]

Reggie (Gracie’s escort): Lovely weather, isn’t it?

Gracie: Yah, it’s a shame we can’t see it.

Reggie: Rather.

Gracie: By the way did you see the papers this morning

Reggie: No, did you see them?

Gracie: No but I wish this were yesterday. Although I didn’t see the papers yesterday morning. Did you see the papers yesterday morning?

Reggie: No.

Gracie: I never see the papers, but they’re nice to talk about.

Reggie: Yes, they’re so true to life.

Gracie: Oh, aren’t we all?